Privacy Policy

I don’t use your personal data. I mean… why would I? This is a personal blog, what would I even do with it? However, since all cool modern websites have them, I must too, so here is a filled-in template.


Since I don’t really have anything to talk about in this section but the template includes it, here are some definitions that I think are useful. Feel free to thank me later.

For the purposes of this privacy policy:

Collecting and using your personal data

Types of data collected


Retention of your personal data

I will not retain your personal data only for as long as you want me to. If you feel like it is necessarry for me to have it, feel free to email it to my email adress (tomas [at] slama [dot] dev).

Disclosure of your personal data

I pinky promise not to share the fact that I don’t have any of your personal data with anyone. There, I pinky promised, that should suffice in any reasonable court of law.

Changes to this privacy policy

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